Has Sanity Returned?

Ok so I am almost a month late in writing about this, but apparently America is on it's way to getting it's brain back. Those funny looking, toothless people down south took a break from doin' their cousins long enough to realize this country is headed to hell in a handbasket. Thankfully, their way of dealing with this sad fact was to actually take a good look at the facts and overwhelmingly vote democratic. Ok I may be exaggerating a tad much, however, we took both the HOUSE and the SENATE in what could only be described as a miracle. You know that when people from Missouri vote for a democratic Senator that indeed there is a god and he is saving the rest of the country from his crazy-ass followers.

My particularly favorite part was everyones favorite religious wackadoo Santorum getting SPANKED by Casey. His concession speech was fantastic. Mostly because I am relatively evil and enjoyed seeing him and his entire ainfully ugly family up on the podium cry their eyes out because he can't abuse the state of Pennsylvania's women for 6 more years with his misogynist views. Seriously, did anyone see the way his children were dressed? Why don't you just put a giant sign on their heads that say "I am a homeschooled socially inept bible-thumping loser". I am pretty sure that would be more subtle then the clothes they were wearing.